Wednesday 18 September 2013

Breakfast doesn't come in sachets

What is all this sachet business?
Oats in a sachet?
Why?

How hard is it to put a big spoon into a bag of oats and scoop some into a bowl?
Put some water or juice or milk ontop and zap it in the microwave for 1 minute 40.
You will have perfect porridge.
If you want it fruity, add fruit..
Syrupy, add syrup.

Next thing you know, they'll be selling you pre made
mashed potato
Ice
Custard
Gravy
cut up raw vegetables
chopped nuts

Oh yeah,they already do..

Lemmings buy them because they like paying for air and tap water.
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Hooray the UK are finally going to charge 5p on a carrier bag.
How many people will now go around picking them up when they see them flapping in the wind?

Ofcourse teenagers and students will still get one every trip and dump it in the park or by the river with their junk in but then kids and young people have grown up with far too much money.

I remember when it was lucky to find a pop bottle in the bushes because if you took it to the shop, the owner would give you the deposit money for it.

The reason kids now have a drinking ,drugs or smoking problem is too much money.
When you are confronted by a group of 13-15 year olds outside an off license or  tobacconists and asked to buy them fags or booze, you no longer wonder where on earth they got that sort of money.
Today's kids are so spoiled with pocket money that they will struggle their whole lives to live up to the standards of income they perceive their parents can afford.

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I am back to running .
We have been for three weeks now, 2 nights a week.
I am so glad I kept up the jumping rope because it has kept my stamina up and getting back to running is quite easy despite not having done any for about a year.



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